One of the many magnificent views<br>of the magical place known as Grua.

One of the many magnificent views
of the magical place known as Grua.

My Honda PX-R moped's front and control panel<br>for the death-ray, missiles, and machine guns.

My Honda PX-R moped's front and control panel
for the death-ray, missiles, and machine guns.

An old sign showing where two guys were shot,<br>most likely due to a war that was going on.

An old sign showing where two guys were shot,
most likely due to a war that was going on.

I fell into the river and it took me away...<br>...Many days later, I woke up on<br>a beach in Sweden.

I fell into the river and it took me away...
...Many days later, I woke up on
a beach in Sweden.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ye old Norwegian cabins.

Ye old Norwegian cabins.

In the middle of the river stood a humongous rock<br>in all its ginormous glory.

In the middle of the river stood a humongous rock
in all its ginormous glory.

Caution!<br>Angley horses with angley guys on them ahead!<br>Reminds me of the new Disney movies...

Caution!
Angley horses with angley guys on them ahead!
Reminds me of the new Disney movies...

One of the native Gruarians<br>from the caves of Grua.<br>I just barely survived this encounter.

One of the native Gruarians
from the caves of Grua.
I just barely survived this encounter.

...It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!!!<br>Igor! fetch me those bolts there will ya?<br>Yes master...

...It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!!!
Igor! fetch me those bolts there will ya?
Yes master...

Errors in the brake system may cause fire.

Errors in the brake system may cause fire.

Of all the boring speed limits out there...<br>Maximum speed 20 Kilometers per hour...<br>The speed of a cheap radio controlled car.

Of all the boring speed limits out there...
Maximum speed 20 Kilometers per hour...
The speed of a cheap radio controlled car.

This is either a church<br> or the home of a mad scientist<br>with all his dead relatives in the back yard.

This is either a church
or the home of a mad scientist
with all his dead relatives in the back yard.

...Now Igor,<br>we just have to wait for a thunder storm...

...Now Igor,
we just have to wait for a thunder storm...

Through the window stares the holy priest<br>upon the unholy and unworthy humans below.

Through the window stares the holy priest
upon the unholy and unworthy humans below.

Ye old building of unknown purpose.

Ye old building of unknown purpose.

An enlarged doll house.

An enlarged doll house.

No headless dogs allowed inside the bank.

No headless dogs allowed inside the bank.

I got half my pants and shoes soaking wet<br>for this cool photo.

I got half my pants and shoes soaking wet
for this cool photo.

My crapitated bicycle in the middle of the woods.

My crapitated bicycle in the middle of the woods.

Starting my path towards getting<br>every movie I've ever liked on video.

Starting my path towards getting
every movie I've ever liked on video.

As stated in the movie Spider-Man,<br>all brilliant men are slobs...

As stated in the movie Spider-Man,
all brilliant men are slobs...

The magical lump of parts<br>that makes the moped go forward.

The magical lump of parts
that makes the moped go forward.

The part that doesn't do squat<br>until you attach the magical lump of parts to it.

The part that doesn't do squat
until you attach the magical lump of parts to it.

Good idea! Lets fabricate the exhaust outlet<br>with no sealing wall in the back!<br>That won't cause an exhaust leak<br>and make a lot of noise, nooo...

Good idea! Lets fabricate the exhaust outlet
with no sealing wall in the back!
That won't cause an exhaust leak
and make a lot of noise, nooo...

Half a Moped,<br>just gotten its exhaust outlet fixed.

Half a Moped,
just gotten its exhaust outlet fixed.

The planet of Humbalagnug at night.

The planet of Humbalagnug at night.

Driving through the woods at night with my Moped.<br>There were dangerous creatures around.

Driving through the woods at night with my Moped.
There were dangerous creatures around.

The highly technological cockpit of a Honda PX-R.

The highly technological cockpit of a Honda PX-R.

One of the caves in Grua.<br>This is where the Gruarian species live.

One of the caves in Grua.
This is where the Gruarian species live.

A nice and sunny day<br>in the wondrous world of Grua.

A nice and sunny day
in the wondrous world of Grua.

Yet another cave in grua.<br>This one contains the more vicious race<br>of Gruarians, hence the cage bars.

Yet another cave in grua.
This one contains the more vicious race
of Gruarians, hence the cage bars.

Hello! Hello, hello, hello...<br>Echo! Echo, echo, echo...

Hello! Hello, hello, hello...
Echo! Echo, echo, echo...

Hello! Can anybody hear me!?<br>Somebody get me out of here!

Hello! Can anybody hear me!?
Somebody get me out of here!

A really really really old...Thing...

A really really really old...Thing...

Standing in front of the cave where<br>I got a big rock over my hands as a kid.<br>That hurt good enough, almost lost a finger too.

Standing in front of the cave where
I got a big rock over my hands as a kid.
That hurt good enough, almost lost a finger too.

Walking closer to the dark and gloomy cave.

Walking closer to the dark and gloomy cave.

Standing inside the cave of handly doom!

Standing inside the cave of handly doom!

This might be the rock that came tumbling down<br>and smashed both my hands,<br>but possibly probably most likely not.

This might be the rock that came tumbling down
and smashed both my hands,
but possibly probably most likely not.

Ain't this a pretty picture?<br>Oooh, aaah...

Ain't this a pretty picture?
Oooh, aaah...

The Englishman's pride.

The Englishman's pride.

A happy Guinea-Pig sniffing around.

A happy Guinea-Pig sniffing around.

Happy Guinea-Pigs sniffing each other's rear end.

Happy Guinea-Pigs sniffing each other's rear end.

Heyyo?

Heyyo?

Dooh uh huh?

Dooh uh huh?

Something's wrong with the sky.

Something's wrong with the sky.

Now you want candy!<br>You know you do!

Now you want candy!
You know you do!

A highly unusual car.

A highly unusual car.

The milk of Satan!<br><br>Expires...When you go to hell!!!

The milk of Satan!

Expires...When you go to hell!!!

Sky fluff.

Sky fluff.

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